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Have you ever been so embarrassed that you get this out-of-body experience and feel like you're watching what's happening, instead of living it??

Well, that just happened to me. I was at a friend's birthday party which was hosted by her family. There were lots of people there and I only knew a few of them, but thought it would be fun to join the group playing volleyball on the yard. I really love playing volleyball and sometimes get a little too involved in it. So the ball was coming to me and I dove for it and heard the dreaded sound of ripping fabric. I quickly stood up trying desperately to cover my back end...I said, "OH NO!!!" and the lady beside me looked at me and exclaimed, "OH YES!!" Luckily I had brought an extra pair of pants in case it got cold around the fire that we were having. I proceeded to run across the yard to my car trying desperately to cover the gaping hole in my behind all the way there. I changed into my pants and returned to the game as if nothing ever happened...and nobody said a word.

So I am home now...looking at my capri's with the huge hole in them and laughing...and hoping that this story can make someone else laugh...cuz it's too funny for me to keep to myself!! Then again, it might be a "you-had-to-be-there" moment.